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Human Nature - Chapter Five
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Hurt/Comfort
Excerpt from the writings of Dr John Smith 
So for what season or circumstance was I built? My thumbs are useful, my 
appendix, which hurts sometimes as if newly made, is not. Sometimes it feels as 
if I'm bigger on the inside physically, too. Joan told me that the Latin I 
failed to understand referred to that. The school motto refers to the relative 
dimensions of books. I like that. If you could see information, a book would be 
like a pin-cushion in your hand. 
Still haven't found Gallifrey on the map. Maybe I made it up? 
Excerpt from a letter written by Joan Redfern, date unknown 
I'd forgotten. It was like a sleeping tiger, and it was suddenly awake and upon 
me again. And it was beautiful. 



As darkness fell across the valley below, Benny and Constance were walking up a 
narrow lane, past badger sets and through thickets of stinging nettles that 
Benny had to swat aside with a stick taken from an old elm. They were climbing 
up to the wooded hillsides, Benny realized, heading in the direction of the 
statue of Old Meg. 
During the walk, while Constance was silent, Benny had come close to despairing. 
There'd been no sign of the aliens, if that was what they were. Perhaps the 
reason that the Pod was gone was that they'd found it and gone too. 

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She and the Doctor would be trapped here, and she'd have to find a way to 
survive when the money ran out. Perhaps Alexander would give her a job. At least 
she could sleep in the TARDIS. If the aliens had the Pod and hadn't left, mind 
you, the only option was to get it off of them by force. Now, that would be 
really difficult.
'Have you got arms dumps all over the place?' she asked Constance. 
'Yes. Asquith doesn't show any signs of budging, so we're going to start blowing 
a few more things up.' The young woman had struggled valiantly up the hill, 
hitching her skirts as they went. 
'What if a war starts and other people start blowing things up?' 
'A war? With whom? I mean, it looked as if the Germans were going to have a pop 
a few years ago, but that's all calmed down. Churchill's started to dismantle 
the Navy, and they're doing likewise. No, it's only now, now that there are no 
more wars to be fought in this world, that we can really do something about our 
situation. Asquith thinks he can sleep easy, bar Ulstermen or Anarchists, but he 
hasn't reckoned with us.' 
They'd reached the top of the hill. Benny helped Constance step over a stile, 
and they walked over to the statue. The old woman sat proudly on a stone chair, 
her bag clasped in her stone hands, looking down at the valley. 
While Constance started to examine the back of the chair, Benny glanced down at 
the town below. Comfortable lights had popped up all over and the smoke of 
evening cooking was drifting from chimneys. A line of white steam marked the 
passage of a train along the branch line; she could just hear its sound in the 
distance, the regular beat of humanity at peace. 
She thought of scarlet explosions, for a moment, of beams bursting across the 
valley, reducing the town to rubble in seconds. Actually, now that she'd got 
that picture in her mind, something about the valley fitted. A slow trail of 
brown smoke was drifting from the hospital, which still had a fire engine 
standing beside it. She shivered. 

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Constance was examining the base of the statue. 'We'll need a lever of some 
kind. What about your stick?'
'I can do better than that.' Benny unfolded a lightweight plastisteel crowbar 
from her jacket, pushed it into the thin gap between one of the stone panels and 
the surrounding masonry, and heaved. After much shoving, with Constance's help, 
the panel came away and fell to the ground. Inside the block were a number of 
sticks of industrial dynamite, packed in straw with long taper fuses. 'If only 
Ace were here,' said Benny, frowning at the primitive explosives. 
'Who?' 
'Absent friends.' Benny reached inside and grabbed a bundle. It was sticky. 'I 
know nothing about this kind of thing, but this doesn't feel very safe. How long 
have you had it here?' 
'Ever since I stole it from a quarry. The first time I was let out of prison and 
came down here on holiday, that was, oh, eighteen months ago?' 
Benny sucked in a breath, and carefully put the dynamite back. 'I think that's 
going to be more trouble than it's worth.' 
'As you wish.' Constance watched as Benny replaced the panel at the statue's 
base. 'Is your motive for seeking a weapon purely revenge?' 
'Hardly. A friend of mine's in trouble. I have to find a certain object to help 
him.' 
'And where is this object?' 
'Ah, that's the question, isn't it? I have a terrible feeling that I know who's 
got it. In any case, I'm in a bit of a pickle.' 
Constance checked the edges of the replaced panel of masonry and straightened 
up. 'You're not in a pickle at all. Where were you planning on staying this 
evening?' 

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Benny knew the answer to that instantly. She'd steeled herself for another night 
in the woods, already welcoming the idea of being alone like a boxer welcomes 
the first punch. But Constance gave her a little more heart. 'Perhaps there is 
somewhere. The house of a friend. If I tried to take that little lot down there, 
I think I'd explode on the way.'
'I'll go with you.' Constance took Benny's arm and carefully allowed herself to 
be led down the hillside. 'If I cannot provide you with weapons, at least I can 
manage moral support.' 



'The court martial will come to attention.' Hutchinson banged the gavel on to 
the three bedside tables that had been lined up in front of him. Tim stood on a 
bed facing him, a horrified expression already on his face. The other boys stood 
in a circle around him. 'The case is the crown against Timothy Dean. The 
defendant is charged with being a bug, and allowing his just punishment to be 
ignobly deferred by a master. How does the defendant plead?' 
Tim stared at the circle of boys. 'I... I don't.' 
They laughed. Hutchinson banged his gavel. 'Guilty or not guilty?' 
'I'm neither. Or both.' His voice was a whisper, but it seemed to echo from 
every corner of the dormitory. 'If you're trying me, then you'll decide, won't 
you?' 
'Then another charge is added,' Hutchinson decided. 'Contempt of court and of 
British justice. Let us first hear from the prosecution.' 
'My lord,' Merryweather stood up, a dish rag on his head, clutching the lapel of 
his blazer, 'the prosecution's case is that Dean, through the extraordinary 
protection of one Dr Smith, managed to get out of a simple slap with the 
slipper. This can't be allowed to pass. The implications for discipline are 
terrible. I move that Dean suffer the fullest possible punishment, and will 
prove that this is most deserved. I call no witnesses, since I believe my case 
is proved by one look at the defendant's buglike features.' He sat down. 

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'And now the council for the defence,' said Hutchinson. 'Let us hear from Dean's 
best friend, Darkie Unpronounceable.'
Anand looked up from his uneasy place in the circle. 
He'd kept his gaze to the ground previously, embarrassed that he was part of 
this idiocy. 
'Darkie Unpronounceable!' Hutchinson repeated, looking searchingly around the 
circle. 'If there is no defence, then we shall proceed straight to the 
sentence.' 
Anand heaved a heavy sigh. 'I'm - ' 
'No!' Timothy cried. Suddenly, all eyes were upon him. 'There's nobody here 
called that. I'll defend myself.' 
'Very well!' Hutchinson beamed, thumping down his gavel. 'What do you have to 
say for yourself?' 
Timothy paused, considering. When he spoke, his voice quivered with fear. If 
only he'd let Anand defend him. Lately, his thoughts seemed to be full of danger 
like this, leading him into all sorts of awkward comers. 'I'm sorry that I 
didn't hear Dr Smith yesterday. It won't happen again.' 
'Well, that's all very well,' began Merryweather, 'but there's the matter of - ' 

'It's just that I've been having these dreams,' Tim continued, oblivious, his 
voice a whisper that echoed around the wooden comers of the dormitory. 'They 
distract me. They're with me all day. I see you all die, over and over again. 
You're screaming, Captain Hutchinson, because you know that something's about to 
fall on you. Merryweather's only got one leg. Please... does anybody else have 
dreams like that?' 
Hutchinson glanced at the other boys, a wide grin spreading over his face. 'I 
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'I'm not trying to scare you. I'm just saying that I see it all the time, and it 
distracts me. That's my defence.'
Hutchinson nodded. 'Very well. What's the verdict of the jury? Hands up for 
guilty.' 
All the boys put their hands up but one. Anand. Timothy smiled at him. 
'So, guilty it is.' Hutchinson banged the gavel again. He reached behind him, 
and put a black square of the material used to repair school uniform on his 
head. 'I sentence Dean to be hanged by the neck until dead. Is the executioner 
present?' 
Phipps raised his hand. In it was a noose made from gym rope. Timothy stared at 
it. 
'You're joking, of course?' said Anand, looking between Timothy and the rope. 
'You can't go through with it.' 
'Shut up, darkie. Take him to the window.' The boys rushed forward, pulling 
Timothy off his feet and carrying him towards the window. Somebody pulled it 
open and propped it up. The noose was thrown around Timothy's neck, despite his 
weak protests. The other end of the rope was tied around the foot of a heavy 
wardrobe. 
Anand turned and ran for the door, but a couple of boys grabbed him before he 
got there and sat on him, stuffing a handkerchief into his mouth. 
Hutchinson leapt up on to the bed, swinging the cloth excitedly around his head. 
'Executioner, do your duty!' 
Phipps supervised the frenzied dragging of Timothy to the window-sill. The boys 
grabbed his arms, and aimed him like a battering ram for the gap between the 
window and sill. Chill winds blew in from the darkness outside. The rope swung 
from Timothy's neck, and he went limp, giving up his struggles. 
Let them, the voice inside him said. Hang me, cut me down, spread my blood on 
the field. End my life. I'll return. 

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With a great rush, the boys threw Timothy out of the window. The rope unreeled 
after him, and then snapped taut.
They piled to the window and gazed out. Far below, Tim's body hung limp, 
swinging in the breeze, his arms dangling by his sides. 
'He doesn't seem to have grabbed the noose...' Merryweather whispered. 
'No,' Hutchinson agreed, his face absolutely still. 'He doesn't.' Then he yelled 
with sudden violence: 'Reel him in, for God's sake! Before somebody sees him!' 



Benny and Constance stood outside the little red-brick museum. Benny was busy 
throwing stones at one of the windows above, not wanting to ring the little bell 
on the front door. 
'So you are a friend of Mr Shuttleworth,' Constance whispered. 'I know him by 
reputation. He has some associates who are very active in the Labour movement, 
and they've been supporting our cause. Oh, there he is!' 
Alexander, clad in a bath-robe, had angrily pulled up the window and glared down 
at them. 'What the devil? Oh...' He broke into a smile. 'Pardon my Greek. Be 
right down.' 
They waited, crouched behind the hedge, for quite some time. Finally, Benny 
pulled out her watch and glanced at it. What's he doing in there?' 
'He boasts, people say, of his several lady friends. Mr Shuttleworth seems to 
share Mr Wells' opinions on free love. What do you think?' 
'Erm, I'm certainly opposed to paying for it. Should I feel nervous about 
staying with him?' 
'Oh...' Constance seemed to consider for a few moments. 'Well, I have never 
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'What do his girlfriends say?'
'I haven't met any of them. He's apparently very circumspect.' 
From the other side of the hedge there came the sound of tapping footsteps. 
Benny and Constance crouched down further. 
Of course, it was just at that moment that the door opened and Alexander, now in 
smoking-jacket and trousers, stepped out on to his doorstep. To his credit, he 
didn't even glance in the direction of the fugitives in his garden, noting 
Bernice's anguished hand signals out of the comer of his eye. Instead he smiled 
at the young nurse who was standing in the road beside his gate, her head 
turning this way and that as if sniffing the breeze. 'Good evening, nurse. Can I 
help you in any way?' 
The nurse turned and looked at him suspiciously. 'No, no, I was merely waiting 
for somebody. Perhaps you may have seen her. A lady of around my age in a 
checked skirt, perhaps in a state of some disarray.' 
'Would she be...' his gaze flicked down into the garden, 'muddy?' 
'Yes, that's her. She fled from the blaze at the hospital. I've been sent after 
her.' 
'Yes, I was wondering what the to-do was over there. Is everybody all right?' 
'Oh yes. A blanket caught fire, and it spread. The fire brigade quickly 
extinguished it. Now, I must hurry you. Where did you see the lady?' 
Benny sneezed. 
Alexander sneezed. 'Still a chill in the air. Sorry. I saw her pass this way 
about an hour ago. She went, erm, that way...' He gestured vaguely down the 
road. 'She was running.' 
'Thank you.' The nurse lifted her skirts and dashed off in the indicated 
direction. 
Alexander glanced down into his garden. 'You can come out now,' he called 
softly. 'A policeman I could understand, but how does one end up being chased by 
a nurse?' 
Benny patted his shoulder as he showed her in. 
'Wouldn't you like to know?' 

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Smith leaned back in his chair, his arms behind his head. His writing was 
getting better. He hadn't wanted to go to bed when he came home. He was so full 
of emotion and energy. He felt reborn. He'd gone straight to his desk and 
started to scribble page after page of his children's story. He was rather proud 
of it.
The Gallifreyans eventually made a wonderful world for themselves, with towers 
and cities, lords and ladies. The inventor watched over them and advised them on 
how best to make their world as civilized and law-abiding as the England that 
he'd left behind. 
But as time went on, he became discontented with the place. The Gallifreyans had 
taken his ideas far too much to heart, and they'd become boring and 
stuck-in-the-mud. He invented a way for them to start another life when they 
died, and gave them another heart, hoping that this would make them joyful and 
happy. But they were just as dull, and now they lived longer. Worse than that, 
they no longer had children, so there was nobody noisy around the place to ask 
questions. 
Finally, he could take no more of it. He took one of the police boxes and headed 
back to Earth. The Gallifreyans would chase him, he knew, because he'd broken 
one of the laws that he'd invented. 
But he'd decided that being free was better than being in charge. 
There came a clatter from the window. He hopped up and opened it, and was 
surprised to see an owl sitting on a low branch outside, regarding him with 
disdain. 
'Hello,' said Smith. 'And who are you?' 
'Woo,' said the owl. 
'How do you do, Mr Woo?' 
'Who.' 
'Who? You, Woo.' 

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The owl, looking as flustered as an owl can get, opened its wings wide and 
flapped up into the air. Smith flinched and the bird flew past him through the 
window, settling on the mantelpiece of the cottage with a proprietorial air.
'Oh no,' Smith sighed. 'You can't stay here. There's no room. Why do you want to 
stay in a house, anyway?' 
The owl didn't say anything. It just closed its eyes and turned its head away. 
Smith looked at it for a few moments, wondering if he should try and lift it 
outside. The claws looked rather fierce for that. Finally, he just spread some 
newspaper under the mantelpiece and left the owl to sleep. 
He returned to his writing table, and was just about to pick up his pen again to 
edit what he'd written, when there came a knock at the door. 'Could you get 
that, Merlin?' he asked the owl. No reply forthcoming, he went and opened it. 
The door was slammed out of his grip. 
Something dark launched itself through the gap and landed on his chest, pinning 
him to the floor. 
'Silence!' it hissed. 
Smith frantically reached for a poker that stood by the fireplace, but the lithe 
dark figure snapped a hand out. It caught Smith's fingers and wrapped them in 
its own gloved fist. 
It wrenched Smith's left hand up to face level and the little schoolteacher 
caught a glimpse of glittering eyes and white teeth under the brim of the hat. 
'Pleased to meet you, human!' snarled Serif. Then he bit the end off Smith's 
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Benny and Constance sat in the little back bedroom of Alexander's rooms above 
the museum. A heavy curtain hung over the small window. When Alexander had 
popped out to make the tea, they'd heard footsteps going downstairs. 
Unfortunately, the window was on the wrong side of the building to see who might 
be leaving.
'I'm getting positively used to hiding,' Constance sighed, leaning her head on 
Benny's shoulder. 'I wish, sometimes, that I could change the way I look, just 
magically transform into a bird, or a cat. Wouldn't that be wonderful, to change 
what you were just by thinking about it? Wouldn't you like to do that?' 
'Not really.' Benny was wondering if this place had a bath. The mud was dropping 
off her and getting the bedclothes dirty already. 'I just want to be me and do 
that as well as I can.' 
'But you could get into any dress you liked or be a man for a day and go out 
carousing.' She started to twirl the ends of Benny's hair absent-mindedly. 'You 
could do whatever you wanted. This sullied flesh could melt and resolve itself 
into a dew.' 
Benny rubbed her brow, wondering why everything in her life seemed to happen at 
exactly the wrong time. She plucked Constance's hand from her hair and patted it 
comfortingly. 'That's a lovely idea, but it doesn't help me at the moment. Right 
now, I need to find this object I'm looking for.' 
'Well, if you know who's got it, then in the morning you can just go and get it 
off them, can't you? I know all the back ways and side roads. With my help, it 
won't be hard at all.' 
'I suspect it may not be as simple as that, but, yes, I'll meet you in the 
morning and you can give me some idea of the territory.' 
Alexander bustled back in with glee, handing them each a mug of steaming tea. 
'Goodness me!' he exclaimed. 'What excitement! Why was that nurse after you, do 
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'I have no idea.' Benny took a long swig from her mug. 'I don't know any nurses. 
Perhaps she's another one of this lot who are hunting me.'
'As you say. I mean, terrible for you, being pursued, but this is dreadfully 
exciting. Oh, I say, it's only just occurred to me. Bernice, you're wearing 
trousers!' 
'Many people have already noted that, Alexander. I don't suppose you've got a 
bath, have you?' 
'Oh yes,' said the effervescent curator. 'By sheer chance, I, erm, already had 
the boiler on. Was going to have one myself, after my lady friend had left, but 
your need is greater.' 
'Wonderful.' Benny drained her mug in one lengthy gulp. 'Now, Constance, will 
you be all right getting to your own lodgings?' 
'Of course.' The young woman finished her tea and stood up. 'I shall see you 
here at eleven, and then we shall reverse the roles we have so far played. Your 
persecutors shall be the prey, and we the hunters.' 
'You know,' said Benny, 'when you say things like that, you almost make me feel 
confident.' 



The dark man swirled in and out of Smith's vision, a fluttering phantom above 
him. 
Pain was shouting distantly. Smith clutched his hand, astonished at the new 
shape of it. That was the thing about taking a wound, the unreasonable fact that 
a bit of you had gone. 
Serif had chewed on the finger thoughtfully for a few seconds as Smith had 
screamed, and then swallowed it. He put a hand to Smith's temple, and suddenly 
the little schoolteacher found that he couldn't scream any more. Some part of 
him wanted to reach down the creature's throat and take the lost part of him 
back, but most of his thoughts were consumed by a sickening, flattening, terror. 
He noticed, as his vision swirled randomly around the room, that the owl seemed 
to have gone. Perhaps he'd only dreamed it. Serif spent several minutes just 
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'I can taste who you think you are. Laylock did his work well. You are full of 
nanites, and if I had eaten more of you, they would start affecting me. This 
person you have made for yourself is quite fascinating. Shall we dig a little 
deeper?'
The gloved hand again touched Smith's scalp. 



He and Serif were standing on a shale beach beside a cold sea at night, watching 
the beam of a lighthouse cycle round and round in the mist. 'This is the home 
that you fled?' Serif asked. 
'Aberdeen, yes.' Smith took a deep breath of sea air and looked at his hand. It 
was whole again. 'Who are you? What do you want with me?' 
'You don't know where the Pod is. I wonder if it has been destroyed. Laylock is 
sometimes very fallible, and on occasion... untrustworthy. If the Pod has 
failed, we may at least discover some important information about you. I know 
they have a lighthouse on a place called Gallifrey,' Serif murmured. 'Tell me, 
does Aberdeen have defences?' 
'A sea wall, that's all. To stop the flooding. There's no soldiers here. Nothing 
special about the town at all, except for the rock - ' 
'Ah yes, the radioactive granite, so conducive to mutation.' 
'No, the rock with "Greetings From Aberdeen" written through it. Very tasty.' 
Smith glanced up at the headland above the beach. 'Oh my God! Verity!' 
Serif followed his gaze. A young woman with a moon-like, innocent face was 
staring down at them from the shore. 
'Ah, so there is beauty in truth. Who is she?' 
'A girl. We used to be together. Now we're not.' 
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'She's what I'm always just missing. We met here once. We were very different, 
from opposite sides of town.'
'Are some of the citizens of Aberdeen better off than others, then?' 
'You could say that. There's a poor house, run by the Church. That's where I was 
brought up.' 
'Really? What was the name of your teacher? What did he tell you of the sea 
wall?' 
Smith opened his mouth, and suddenly found himself convulsing. He fell to the 
ground, his hands grasping frantically at the pebbles. It was as if something 
huge had given way inside him. 'No! No!' he shrieked. 'Can't tell!' 
He reached out a hand piteously as the woman on the shore turned and walked 
away. 'Verity!' 
'So you know there are certain things you should not say. Interesting.' Serif 
raised his gloved hand and clicked his fingers. 



Smith found himself back on his own living-room floor again, paralysed. The pain 
flooded back into his finger. He struggled to breathe, and managed to gasp 
regular, shallow gulps of air as Serif got up and wandered over to his bureau. 
'You've been writing fiction,' the dark man whispered, picking up a page from 
Smith's story and glancing at it. 'In fiction, we reveal our deepest unconscious 
thoughts. Would it be of any use to me to read this? You may speak.' 
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'Hah! What a primitive world this is you've found for yourself. Why, these 
humans must think of themselves so simply, as straightforward animals who think 
and do, decide and set about. Well, I know better, and so should you, as that 
deep-set defence mechanism I just uncovered indicates.' He squatted back down 
beside the prone teacher. 'My name is Serif. Unlike my fellows, I have 
specialized in matters of the mind as well as the body. I've often had cause to 
unpick the programming of a personality, rewrite certain aspects. I do this by 
regressing the subject right back to the moment of birth and then working 
forwards. In your case, of course, that's not really appropriate. However, we 
can make some progress. In doing so, we may learn all sorts of incidental things 
about dear, ripe Gallifrey along the way. Do you think that's how we should 
proceed?'
Smith snarled a response. A vast roaring of blood filled his ears and the pain 
from his finger was terrible, as if some healing machine was trying to start its 
work and failing. That failure was filling his senses with agony, and he 
couldn't decipher what on earth his assailant was saying. 
'It was a rhetorical question,' Serif told him, and placed his hand back on 
Smith's head. 



Smith stared at the woman whose head lay on his shoulder, her straight, 
backcombed hair warmly touching his skin. 
They were both dressed in togas, lying on a lounger in the courtyard of a villa. 
The only sound was the gentle trickle of a fountain. 
'There,' the woman said. 'That wasn't so bad, was it?' Smith was about to reply, 
but then he was staggering back from a door, dropping his briefcase and 
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'It's one of these new automatic jobs,' a voice said. 'Still some teething 
troubles, what?'
But hadn't his brother told him about that? Funny how close to you some stories 
got, as if they were memories. 
He was waltzing with a woman in a flowery dress, pleased at how her movements 
matched his. Around him men in uniform were all dancing with their partners. 
'Perhaps we could go on somewhere?' he asked. 
Under an orange sky, a group of dark figures stood around a singing structure, a 
million fine chords sighing in the wind. Information was flowing down the 
chords, being woven together in the mesh they were forming between them. Spirals 
of microscopic data had been flowing into the loom for days. Now something was 
due to emerge. 
The woman walked forward and touched the chords. Something shaped itself into 
her arms. A male child. 
'Again?' said the child. 
'Again?' said Serif. 
There was a crash, a thump and the orange sky became plaster-white again. 
A woman was looking down at Smith, the remains of a heavy vase in her hands. 
Serif was lying on the carpet, his hand an inch from Smith's head, a surprised 
look on his unconscious face. 
'Have you seen an owl?' Smith asked the woman. 
'Yes,' said Joan. 'How did you know?' 

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Smith was barely aware of Joan leaving again to run up the driveway to the 
school. She left Serif, who showed no sign of waking up, roughly bound by a 
sheet. She woke Mr Moffat the bursar up, and demanded to use the school 
telephone, shouting at the night operator that this was an emergency, a burglar 
had been caught and the police must be summoned.
A Black Maria stopped outside the cottage and Sergeant Abelard, an old man with 
a white Kitchener moustache, helped his two constables to lift the still 
unconscious Serif into the back of the van. 
'An anarchist, by the look of him,' said the sergeant. 'One of these Russian 
fellows like as did Sidney Street. Perhaps it was him set off the poison gas in 
the hospital.' 
'Poison gas?' exclaimed Joan. 
'Sorry, madam, I didn't mean to alarm you. It's all dealt with now, the papers 
will be full of it tomorrow.' 
'What happened?' asked Smith. He was wrapped in a rug, a cup of tea in his right 
hand, his left little finger bandaged up by Joan. She'd winced as he did as 
she'd bathed the end of it in alcohol. 
'Somebody set off what we think must have been a gas bomb in St Catherine's. We 
wired Whitehall and they said to have the fire brigade hose the place down. 
They've been at it all day. Some of those lads got a look inside the place, and 
what they describe... well, sir, I wouldn't like to repeat it in the company of 
a lady. There's a convoy on the way from Clapperton. We'll hand the matter over 
to the army boys when they arrive. Bit of a feather in my cap to have 
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Smith stared at him. 'He must have been a burglar. He cut off my finger. Perhaps 
he was looking... for a ring? No, I don't wear a ring. He knocked me out. And 
there was something about an owl...'
The policeman flipped his notebook closed. 'I don't think he'll be much help to 
us tonight, madam. It's understandable. Could I ask you both to call at the 
police station tomorrow morning?' 
Smith and Joan agreed, and thanked the police. The van drove away and Joan 
pulled up a chair to sit beside Smith, who was still staring vacantly into 
space. 
'It is odd that you should mention an owl,' she said. 'I was about to go to bed, 
when I was disturbed by a great clattering at the window. I looked out, but only 
saw an owl flying away. I glanced down and there were your white gloves. You had 
left them behind on the sideboard. I had an odd fancy to return them to you. 
Nothing bold, I was merely going to post them through your letter box, with a 
note about seeing you tomorrow. When I got here, the door was open and you know 
the rest.' 
'Do I?' Smith smiled gently. 'I'm very confused. I seem to have been dreaming, 
but I don't quite know where the dream ended and waking up began.' They talked 
for an hour or so more, and gradually Smith began to feel stronger, the fear of 
his attack draining from him and reality reasserting itself. 
'Do you want me to stay?' Joan asked. 'I am capable of sleeping on a chair.' 
Smith bit his lip and a slow grin chased the chill from his face. 'No,' he 
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'All right,' said Joan. She got up and quickly kissed him. 'Bolt the door behind 
me.'
'Will I see you tomorrow?' 
'That was the plan, but since you are now injured - ' 
'I can't think of a better cure than looking at you. What'll we do?' 
'I shall make a picnic. We'll go along to the police station and then find some 
quiet spot to eat it, hopefully out of the range of poison gas.' She stopped on 
the way to the door. 'Oh my goodness, how will we know if our spot is safe?' 
'Anywhere that birds still sing,' said Smith, 'one can have a picnic safely.' 


